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We’ve known for a good long while now that Senator Santorum is an unlawful enemy combatant, working, as he does, for Lord Sauron. Proof has finally arrived, if you know how to read between the lines. In an interview published in the Bucks County Courier Times, the Myrmidon of Mordor said, “As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else. It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.” Now I’m a Tolkein fan from way back, but this is just fuckin weird. This is war, damn it, not an RPG.

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